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# Ah the old Mermaid Problem
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# It's a known fact that mermaids invented the tit wank.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# ^THIS^
100%FACT
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# And they poo forwards.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# nah it hangs out the back of them
all stringy and following them around
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# somewhat belatedly, this...

(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Exactly like that
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
# You mean, it's not just the overriding assumption of lateral, rather than vertical tails?
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I assumed they'd have vertical tails like dolphins
But now I think about it, if they were half-fish they'd be lateral...

Huh
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Movement is lateral, the tail fins are vertical.
On a fish.
Unless it's a flatfish, but they cheat and lay on their side.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)