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# I do not wish to associate
lady bums with penguins, in case a situation arises where...you know.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# you mean you end up trying to shag penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Or feed small fish to ladies' botties?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# ...Look the judge accepted that I was taking my turbot for a walk
and the lady had stopped suddenly without warning.


Could have happened to anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# just because it's called a turbot doesn't mean you have to stick it in turbot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Stick your cock up a penguins cloaca just once and you're branded for life.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# First you gotta grab that cock
then go for the tits

then get yourself a common shag
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Kind of like when I was up in the dock for sexually assaulting Halle Berry
with a Halibut

or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# ah well, everyone on the internet has tried to do that
or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahachrist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# "You poured it on a fish?!?"
"I'm going to come round to your house... and I'm going to suck your turbot."

/Punt&Dennis
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)