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I do not wish to associate
lady bums with penguins, in case a situation arises where...you know.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:39,
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you mean you end up trying to shag penguins?
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:45,
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Or feed small fish to ladies' botties?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:46,
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...Look the judge accepted that I was taking my turbot for a walk
and the lady had stopped suddenly without warning.
Could have happened to anyone.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:49,
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just because it's called a turbot doesn't mean you have to stick it in turbot
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:59,
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Stick your cock up a penguins cloaca just once and you're branded for life.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ",
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:13,
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First you gotta grab that cock
then go for the tits
then get yourself a common shag
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:21,
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Kind of like when I was up in the dock for sexually assaulting Halle Berry
with a Halibut
or something
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:15,
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ah well, everyone on the internet has tried to do that
or something
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:21,
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Hahahachrist
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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"You poured it on a fish?!?"
"I'm going to come round to your house... and I'm going to suck your turbot."
/Punt&Dennis
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:48,
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