Hmmm. I'd go for the Semtex in the toilet'I had a septic tank down there. It was all a bit blocked so I dropped in some plastic explosive.'
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boris the spider,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:13,
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"Yes I know it's been a decade or two since the ceasefire......but it was taking up room in the attic."
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:19,
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