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Fine with a chance of UARS
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deko ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:57,
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I hope it lands in my back garden.
I'd sell that shit on eBay. I imagine it'd get even more if it has Pokemon inside it.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:57,
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they've issued a "don't touch, it's hot!" warning
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:59,
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Ooh
NASA have pointed out that it all remains property of old Uncle Sam and anyone hawking it on eBay is liable to get a visit from the representatives of the US of A.
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boris the spider ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:00,
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if it falls in my garden it's mine
fuck NASA
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:01,
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That's the spirit!
It'd be like the Family Guy episode. Cecede from whichever country you live in, and hold out against the US army. They're overstretched these days anyway, they won't be able to do anything.
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boris the spider ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:08,
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Unsolicited delivery
If you didn't order it, you're allowed to keep it. Probably.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:10,
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if it still belongs to them
then i'd say they're liable for any damage caused by it, emotional or physical. if they don't let you sell it, sue the fuckers.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:12,
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hahaha
I like your way of thinking
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:22,
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i'm northern, we don't fuck about.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:25,
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Aye, we don't miss a beat :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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They can kiss my arse.
If it doesn't go on eBay, and if it's big enough, it'll make a lovely little space den.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:04,
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I'd just look all innocent
"No, Mr FBI, I didn't see a satellite fall in my garden! That smoking crater? I did that last night. I, err, was playing around with Semtex."
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boris the spider ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:07,
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"Had a bit of a dodgy vindaloo. That used to be an outhouse."
If that fails, I'll just claim 'Finders keepers'.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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Hmmm. I'd go for the Semtex in the toilet
"I had a septic tank down there. It was all a bit blocked so I dropped in some plastic explosive."
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boris the spider ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:13,
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"Yes I know it's been a decade or two since the ceasefire...
...but it was taking up room in the attic."
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:19,
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*urp*
Pardon me...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:45,
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I thought this was how they recorded the Inception BWAAAAAR noise until...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:48,
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Bury and wait 'til they forget about it.
{;-)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:22,
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She doesn't want that invisible child anywhere near her
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:01,
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hahaha
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:05,
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:45,
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Hehe
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:08,
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Reach out and touch me.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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It's all that white space it's carrying that worries me!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:09,
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