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# Aldi make unreliable cars which kill many hundreds of people every year, due to poor workmanship.
At least, that's what I heard. I'm not saying it's true, just that it's what I heard.
Actually, it would be awful if that showed up in a Google search for 'Audi' wouldn't it.

Have any other b3tans heard any unsubstantiated rumours about Audi's cars? I'd love to hear about them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# no, but I want to let everyone know that Lexus drivers are the world's shittiest drivers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# also, i am really mad at you right now.
I posted this b3ta.com/board/10545092 last night, and only got one reply. It was the funniest thing i ever made, and YOU WEREN"T THERE FOR ME!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Even if I'd seen it Pedro
I couldn't have commented because I would have been laughing too hard. It is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen. I'm only able to comment now because a truckload of aids orphans just burst into flames outside my apartment, and it's taken the edge off the humour slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# hmmm, good point.
maybe other gayshifters have been hospitalised because of the unstoppable laughing episode.

i feel really bad now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I'm just about to buy one
and this thread is giving me the heebie jeebies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)
# i drove a heebie jeebie for a few years. i got really good mileage on a tank of fuel
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Ooh I wonder if they do a convertible
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)