'One does not simply walk into Mordor.It's black gates are guarded by more than just pikeys. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and stolen cars. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.'
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:01,
archived)