(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:41,
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Arf!
I can just imagine orcs travelling round the country doing odd jobs for cash in hand... Scouring of the Shire? Laying shoddy tarmac on the driveways of the Shire, more like.
It's black gates are guarded by more than just pikeys. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and stolen cars. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly."
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:01,
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