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# Somewhere in North Africa...
Gaddafi is thinking 'WHY DIDN'T I FUCKING PREPARE?!'
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Haha
I think he thought he did prepare. He's probably regretting not chucking mustard gas and ebola at his enemies sooner.

Disclaimer: I have no idea what was found in this cache of "chemical weapons" that has been allegedly found in the Libyan desert. I doubt it's mustard gas but, to even it out, I also doubt it's ebola.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Chemical weapons could be anything though.
For all we know, his last line of defence could be a mass stink-bombing.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Yeah, exactly
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# In fact, I think that'd be a rather funny send off for the wheezy bastard.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Oh now that is a genius idea
"Colonel" Muammar Gadaffi, we hereby sentence you to death by stink-bombing. This sentence will be carried out on an unspecified day within the next three weeks.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Or 'Fun House' gunge. We'll get Pat Sharpe to report it :)
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# If we're really lucky they might abduct him
Then he'll be on TV again!
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# it's most likely got "MADE IN UK" or "MADE IN USA" written on it
:)
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Heathen!
We'd stamp "BAE Systems" or "Qinetiq" on it instead.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
# a mildly aged harrisa?
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)