Oh, I dunno.£50 worth of doner meat, consumed over a month or so, might increase the size of my breasts considerably.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:35,
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Or you could just stuff your bra with kebab meat.
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4Q just lurking,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:42,
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It's not like I haven't tried.But it's the stink, y'see. Everybody just seems to know, almost instinctively, that I'm a bloke.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:48,
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