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( , Sat 24 Sep 2011, 0:43, archived)
Slithering chthonically, the crepuscular miasma bubbling, hissing and wheezing beneath the foetid horror of my bulbous appengages, half-tentacle, half-unknown, unwelcome thing, that no witness, sane or otherwise, would ever speak of.
Y'mean that, yeah?
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:04,
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is that from jordan's exclusive magazine called 'Katie' that i saw in WHsmiths today?
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( , Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)
Bah! You rumbled me.
OK, I plead guilty of being its Deputy Editor.
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:09,
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how dare you steal life stories from such a talented word-smith as Katie!
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:13,
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Hey, I'm just sat there with a notepad, jotting down my employer's words.
And tarting 'em up a bit for public consumption.
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:17,
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She's tarted up as far as she can go! I cannae tart nae more, cap'n!
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:19,
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Fuck the bairns.
There's a commercial imperative here.
*is still waiting for his £50*
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:27,
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*is still waiting for his £50*
it's only money man
it's not like it can buy you love
or larger breasts
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:29,
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or larger breasts
Oh, I dunno.
£50 worth of doner meat, consumed over a month or so, might increase the size of my breasts considerably.
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:35,
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It's not like I haven't tried.
But it's the stink, y'see. Everybody just seems to know, almost instinctively, that I'm a bloke.
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:48,
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hang on...
I just realised something horrific about this image
:D
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:14,
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:D
Be quick - im getting bored, and might be going to bed in about 10 mins...
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:15,
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with a simple modification to the head
it's a rear view image
with all the... appropriate arm placement horror
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:17,
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with all the... appropriate arm placement horror
GOATSARUUUUUUU DESU!
And with that wondrous thought, im off tae sleepyland. Nart clarts. See you in the morn for fleas and birthday vectors.
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Sat 24 Sep 2011, 1:20,
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