
/been out of the UK for nearly five years blog
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:09,
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A light-hearted romp through the day-to-day realities of London life, through the eyes of some tit with a camera.
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:15,
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Are we talking a photographic mammary here?
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:32,
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What other interpretations could there possibly be?
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:39,
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I'd almost feel sorry for the poor sods, were they not floating on pink clouds of their own fatuity.
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:52,
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My sister went with her bloke to watch Coventry City.
I texted her: "Do they do Bovril? If so, how much?"
"£1.90"
"OK, how much for a small polystyrene cup of hot water and the temporary hire of a plastic teaspoon?"
"£1.89".
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:59,
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I texted her: "Do they do Bovril? If so, how much?"
"£1.90"
"OK, how much for a small polystyrene cup of hot water and the temporary hire of a plastic teaspoon?"
"£1.89".