I'm sure he's effective at rooting out crime.
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:12,
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He really takes those criminals to tusk
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:14,
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They bristle at the sound of his name.
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thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:19,
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He's one of the good coppers, very rasher-nal.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:21,
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An expert at Sus-ing out crime.
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thwart is just not feeling it with you,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:28,
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I asked him how he could cope with what seems to be a difficult job.He said "S'nout to it."
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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"Somewhere in this city," says Unicycle Boar Cop, "a crime is bacon.""I'll stop them, the dirty trotters!"
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:40,
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When the criminals catch sight of our pot-bellied heroes;"Scarper, it's the pigs!"
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:45,
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He pauses. He sighs. "Day in, day out," he says."Hogging a beat, porking the wife, it's all gone grey and samey."
"Time to retire. I'll find a place where I'll have no truffles."
("Time to retire. I'll find a place where I'll have no truffles."
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:52,
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Ooof! D: That was a good'un.I'd have to try and exit with sty-le if I can't think of any others.
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 13:57,
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Ta! Always a pleasure.To be honest, I was starting to boar myself.
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