...Noel Coward reportedly made the comment after seeing a play in which the young Langford appeared, and in which a horse had defecated on the stage, 'If they had shoved the child's head up the horse's arse they would have solved two problems at once.'
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:52,
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I've just looked at her Wikipedia page.Most of her CV seems to be her appearing as herself - which implies that she's famous for nothing more than being Bonnie Langford. How PoMo.
Coward also said that that play would have been improved by cutting the second act and the child's throat. I think I like Coward more and more each day.
(Coward also said that that play would have been improved by cutting the second act and the child's throat. I think I like Coward more and more each day.
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:18,
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