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# Kittins wiv teefs
I love that carpet and want it in my house!
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# it's like a pub carpet
why do pubs have the most pointless shit on their shelves? it's as if someone went shopping blindfolded at a car boot sale to stock up on ornaments in most of them
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
# They have dressers for pubs
who buy stuff to put in them to make them look lived in and authentic.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# It could be yours...
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Oooh that is quite pricey - What do they make it from?..
Shaved Kittens fed on a diet of the best steak from cows reared only on grass where each idividual blade has been hand picked by trained monkeys each with individual tuxedos from one of Italy's finest fashion houses?
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Erm
just sheeps wool, I think. But they probably get massages or something.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Booo
I want kitten carpet. But massaged sheep will have to suffice I suppose.

Any more Hams in the pipeline for you soon sir?
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)