b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10551231 (Thread)

# The kitten's lament.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Except cocks

Well, most cocks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I dunno
I've seen some pretty cheesy ones in my time..
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# pretty and cheesy?
actually, cat's feet smell of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# no, but yes
oooh fact of the day for me, now if only I had a cat to test it on. Also afternings Griffy x
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Hi Chorizo
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I can safely say
I've never smelt a cat's feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# What?
He can UNsafely say he's never smelled a cats feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# while leaning back on a chair... on a cliff
while ironing in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I was thinking of running with scissors
But these are all acceptable suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# ironing in the bath...
both DANGEROUS and FUTILE.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# But...but but..but....
The steam gives such great results!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I've just been running with scissors through a bath full of irons on a cliff
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# mmm, futile
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Or
recklessly eating soup straight from the microwave

or altering other people's chevrons without permission
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# you ruined your own chevron.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# ooh, no I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# SPIES
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I just want to make a mini chevron
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# and I'm done
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# cockfoot
NSFW*** www.b3tards.com/u/80a9bf170895cf97aeb9/5_legs_foot_dick_nsfw.jpg ***NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# wherre can i order one of THOSE from?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Strange things are afoot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# delightful!

edit/ can't stop looking at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Foot fetishists dream
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# her toenails are too long...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# A pedantic foot fetishists nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# her font is too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# jesus christ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# if it is
they're gonna need one hell of a cross!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I wish cat food smelled of human feet
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# oh this! ^
thank science for dried cat food
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# i like it
it's crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# there is a lot of truth here
especially over in /talk -- it always smells like feet there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# i was there earlier,
it smelled of eggs and porkpies
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Kittins wiv teefs
I love that carpet and want it in my house!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# it's like a pub carpet
why do pubs have the most pointless shit on their shelves? it's as if someone went shopping blindfolded at a car boot sale to stock up on ornaments in most of them
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
# They have dressers for pubs
who buy stuff to put in them to make them look lived in and authentic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# It could be yours...
ukflooringblog.wordpress.com/2010/09/10/lifestyle-carpet-collection-part-4-headlam-group/ It's not cheap though, £24-£32 per square metre.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Oooh that is quite pricey - What do they make it from?..
Shaved Kittens fed on a diet of the best steak from cows reared only on grass where each idividual blade has been hand picked by trained monkeys each with individual tuxedos from one of Italy's finest fashion houses?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Erm
just sheeps wool, I think. But they probably get massages or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Booo
I want kitten carpet. But massaged sheep will have to suffice I suppose.

Any more Hams in the pipeline for you soon sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# He'd be right to fear the pattern in that carpet, too...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I AM SOOO GOOD AT RAP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# says the cat with the human teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Damn those talking cats with human teeth,
Coming over here, stealing our, um - that's not going to work, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Coming over here, stepping in our cheeses
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Mice? Toothpaste?
Foot cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Footpaste
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# WOOOOO
...and *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# You have feline
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha, i'll pop this here then
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Giggety!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Automated wank time
Always happens at 15.33
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# DOUBLE DOUGHEAD DREI: Noo Nangle Fah Trangle
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
#
click
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Awww... he's lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# a little bit of THE GEL on his nose and he'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)