he'd be more badass wrestling with that shark using his bare armshe'd be even MORE badass if that shark was his trainer and he has to wrestle fucking killer space mecha from hell before rescuing the princess who turns out not too need rescuing as she brought all the killer space mecha from hell and she turns out to be the evil badass behind it all
this is only the beginning....
cue: credits roll to the sound of our hero screaming 'WHY1!!!!!!!'
edit: I should add the evil princess chick is like even more hot chick in her evil chick outfit
(this is only the beginning....
cue: credits roll to the sound of our hero screaming 'WHY1!!!!!!!'
edit: I should add the evil princess chick is like even more hot chick in her evil chick outfit
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09,
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Basically, what I expected from The Expendables.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:12,
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rather than talking, story, and seriousnessi thought it was poooooo
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:13,
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There was so much potential too!I think if they're gonna give it another go, they need to go batshit insane with it. If it breathes, it MUST have C4 rammed down its throat, pushed out of a chopper onto baying Nazi wolfmen and evil lesbian S&M mechas of the SS.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:18,
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