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# if he looked like this he wouldn't have got fucking shot, man.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Well, in that case
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Lol @ QR code.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# I have actually made a gravestone for real
for my grandmother.

Much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Here it is:
twitpic.com/4yg839

(Obviously not complete yet - still having a panel cut out of it)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# no wonder you keep putting your back out if you go digging up things like that.
is that a placeholder date?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# No, she's dead.
Died just before Christmas.

What kind of cunt makes a gravestone for his living grandmother?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# someone with a lot of life insurance policies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# *nods in agreement*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# not that i'm suggesting anything untoward, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# someone with forward planning?
a stonemason who's ordered too much marble.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha
Nice one. Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# can I just apologise for being rude to you that one time, it was unwarranted and immature
appa-lo-gies

xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# I have no recollection of this.
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I was rather rude.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# i said the same thing someone and they also didn't remember me being a cunt to them
THE FUCKING CUNTS!!!....ahem.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# you 'olds 'em dahn, n i'll do a dirt on dere ol' dear
real sweet like
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# poor Saddam
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# He parts his beard on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# What real man doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Well when you drool as often as I do, a center part is more functional.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# What good would bullets be against something THIS manly?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# well, given that they'd be highly effective.
I'm going to guess, highly effective.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Ahh well, at least he tried :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# LOLPROJECTILETRAUMA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# It seems to work for Fidel Castro
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# That's all the cigars he smokes.
The air is so thick around his face, it's impossible for bullets to pass through.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# He's got the old salsa based dexterity innit
easily outmaneuver any incoming.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# bollocks!
why do you think he's always got a cigar shoved in his face? IT'S A FALSE BEARD! IT'S ATTACHED TO THE CIGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# So in actual fact... *tries to imagine Fidel minus beard*
... Melvin Bragg?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Quiffclone
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# QUIFFCLONE TOO: BEERD FULLUV BRAINZ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# MOUSTACHEBROWS - ASSEMBLE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# this image completes me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# ^ What she said
EDIT: and....


COME ON MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Maybe this should be the new image challenge?

Come On Mods
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# i dont want to see rob with spunk on his face and hair
ever
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
#
ever again
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# crect
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# ALL KINDS OF FUCKWANK BE GOIN UP IN THIS JIGGACUNT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Wahey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# This scene needs additional materials
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10553532

Also, a dude playing a guitar while simultaneously killing the badguys with it by swinging it about thusly and like being all badass and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# *scribbles notes feverishly* You may be on to something here!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# gah, if I knew how to search on b3ta I'd find my "ninjas and shit" and "exploding" and "fucking shurikens and shit" posts from long ago
alas... so long ago
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# I could just skim through the entries for that one challenge and go through a second puberty. D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# One day I'll make the worlds most awesome fucking action movie
it won't make any sense

infact it'll just be a bunch of generic set piece clichés

it'll be awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# It's what we deserve after the dissapointing Expendables. Pure, unadulterated awesomeness.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# has that wrestler got... ROBOT ARMS?
*excited face*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# he'd be more badass wrestling with that shark using his bare arms
he'd be even MORE badass if that shark was his trainer and he has to wrestle fucking killer space mecha from hell before rescuing the princess who turns out not too need rescuing as she brought all the killer space mecha from hell and she turns out to be the evil badass behind it all

this is only the beginning....

cue: credits roll to the sound of our hero screaming "WHY1!!!!!!!"

edit: I should add the evil princess chick is like even more hot chick in her evil chick outfit

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Basically, what I expected from The Expendables.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# rather than talking, story, and seriousness
i thought it was poooooo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# There was so much potential too!
I think if they're gonna give it another go, they need to go batshit insane with it. If it breathes, it MUST have C4 rammed down its throat, pushed out of a chopper onto baying Nazi wolfmen and evil lesbian S&M mechas of the SS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Does that bearded fella have a robot gun erection?
That looks like a volcano explosion in the backgroud... I love these manly type images :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# is this gun in question the Cobra assault cannon from robocop?
or the Barrett M82, which it is based on?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Yeah, the M82 Barrett 50.cal. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Indeed! 50.cal :D
I rather did enjoy this compo, even though I was pretty much comatose throughout XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# TURBOFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# BEERD
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# im seeing lots of recent similarities between you and dekionplexis
have you been hanging out with him in parks and dark alleys? Hes a rart bad egg, im.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# he's my cuz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# A COOL GLASS OF FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# cheap beer makes me gurn like a base
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# SUBBY SHOOP SHOOP

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/mcgee_subby_shoop_shoop_horse_jape.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# that jape should be in every copy of 'i love horses'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)
# NO HANDS!
YEAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# he has his hipular proboscis firmly implanted into the bi-wheelular conveyance.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Do you mean
His boner's caught in the petrol cap?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# yup :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:34, archived)
# I'm gonna rent this movie tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# this is all sorts of win piled alongside awesome on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# HE LIVES!
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/slow_keanu_jfk_fuckgazm_slow.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
GUD 1
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)