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# going for a pint with shatner and klarnk would be awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# but is that a pint of comfort, milk, or klarnks special bag contents?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# my cat drowned in the washing machine.
at least he died in Comfort.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# pffft
*spang* is the noise the cat's bones made as it tumbled around in the washing machine

/takes off coat because its too fucking hot
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# my mate had a cat called pepsi
when she got run over and killed, i told my neighbour, who said "that's sad, there's nothing worse than flat pepsi."
i felt guilty, but i still laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha
with your plethora of dead cat jokes / anecdotes, i should invite you to the b3ta anti-cat club!
(not that i hate cats so much that i want them dead though)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
# they freak me out slightly
but can provide much amusement in conjunction with a laser pointer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# i'm not a fan of cats much, i will shop some the odd time, but i don't do the whole fluffy thing too much
i like how dogs have a more human thing going on in the eyes, cats look at you like you're a tosser, maybe i just am one.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
# cats are evil.
this is not debatable, it's a simple fact of cat genetics.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# ^this
I could tell my mom's dog had a shouting at the other day - you can just read emotions in dogs much easier. It somehow makes them more human, and a better companion / pet, as you said.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# i think we just established that dogs rule
gotta run day-day
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# i prefer tarantulas myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# I quite like jumping spiders, despite being an arachnophobe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnyNoPCAklE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# had a mexica red-kneed
thinking of getting a chilean rose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
# only if you enjoy
the company of dogs
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)