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# I would like to get drunk too
Owing to my current affliction of Massive Pain of the Face.
I have some gin and some peach schnapps. Can I interest you in any before I down the lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# poor you:(
i suggest sherry. it gets you fucked up fast and it's cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Sherry I can do.
*Cheers*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# sherry is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# sweet sherry is awesome
Pity there's only some really cheap cooking sherry left in the house :(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# i go for medium
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I found rum instead. Mmm rum.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# vodka is good
as is tequila but it gives me heartnburn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Aghhhhhhhhhh tequila is the piss of satan!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# last time i drank it, i woke up in a bush
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Exactly
Satan's bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# a bush at the beach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# That sounds quite pleasant
Unless, of course, it was bathed in the searing hellfires of eternal damnation and the sea was a sluice of blood, pregnant with the putrid bodies of rapists?

Bridlington?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# if it was i didn;t notice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# *refrains from obvious commment*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# i don'yt do that shit
i'm not a vagitarian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Hehe
drank
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)