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# I AM DRUNK. DISCUSS.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# JAVELIN
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# you want to fyuck fatima whitbread
or tess\a sanderson
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# not really into women with bigger muscles than mine
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# kind of why i dumped my recent bloke
can't be doing withv a amn who's ego is bigger than mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Amen to that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# he likes poetry and twilight tolo
it was never going to work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# bigger "love muscles"
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# the electric one?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# the electric oner saves on batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# I want to get drunk. It's been rather stressful this week.
It's getting better, like, but I never miss out on an excuse to have a swift few.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# my life is abo9urt to undergo a situation
that will tuern it on its head. drunk is mjy normal state of being for the next month or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# When's the big day?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# not sure
if the 10tgh is just a consultation and the 19th is the exzplorarory thing, i don't know. if the 10th is the exp0loratory thing, thde 19th is the BI8G operation. either way, i'm shitting jmyself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about,
but I'll wish ya the best of luck with it all anyway. Hope all goes smoothly and (relatively) pain-free. x
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# after all the surgery 8i've had
i thought i wo9uldn't be bo9thered, but if this works, it'll turn my whiole world upside down. if it failsd, it'll mean the end of every hope i evser hand for a normal life.
either way, it's brown trousers timwee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Well, if nothing else, you've just invented a great word
"Timwee"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# i like this word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I'm sure it'll go well :) don't worry about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# i know it's ridiculous
but i've newver been througfh anything this big or this important.v it's literally life changing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Oh it does sound important, but I wouldn't be panicking over it :)
It always turns out well in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# i hope you're right, i really do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# To put it into perspective
A friend of mine was born with a dodgy heart, which got so bad she nearly died. She had possibly one of the most dangerous operations you could have; she had her heart replaced with this. www.360oandp.com/Data/Sites/1/artificial-heart.jpg

And she's perfectly fine now :) it'll be a walk in the park!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# thanks :)
this makesd me feel betteftr, it really does
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# That is a thing of beauty
And like Mr Fox's Bourbon Biscuits up there said, all will be well.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# It really is, I owe the world to that little gadget.
Technology, eh? Where next...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# i'll be on morphine for a week
so it's a;ll good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# your picture is better than that Terra Nova thing what's on
I think I shall stare at this instead of the last 45 minutes of the program

Also, I have a premier scheduled!

I dun a video a few weeks back for comedy song writer Helen Arney, it gets its official debut at Popcorn's Kernel Club this Wednesday.

I won't be there, but if you're in that there London, pop along
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# good choicwe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I tried watching the first ep of that
bit of a yawnfest, fed up of all these supposed sci-fi shows turning into drama soaps

I want some big fuck-off robots or aliens fighting on distant planets in made-up galaxies, not humans bickering over petty shit
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# They try to make up for it with fantastic CGI. But it doesn't work.
I have tried to watch Dr. Who recently, and last about three minutes before I am compelled to turn it off.

I'll take the old Who, without the flashy computer stuff any day.


That's really cool about Happytoast. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Took me about four minutes to turn over
A quick blast of the crappy incidental music usually does it, if nothing else does. Just so cliched and loud. Loved the incidentals from the 70's episodes though; all that wonderful garde stuff.

CGI is only ever any good when you can't tell it's CGI, otherwise, just make a rubber suit!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Brains are pretty good at filling in the gaps without all of the fancy computer stuff.
I know I'm perilously going into old grumpy man territory.

But I was watching a Buster Keaton film last night. The lightning was just a frame or two of a jagged line drawn on the film. But it worked.

Or in Citizen Kane, if you look at the snow, and leaves falling, in some scenes, you can tell they're just drawn on the frames.

I think my gripe is partly due to what the cgi stuff is telling me, even if it's subliminal. That my brain isn't good enough.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Get off my lawn you rotten kids *shakes fist*
Been grumpy for many years me!

The one I always remember is the final scene at the end of the first episode of "The Ark in Space", the bit where Harry opens a cupboard and the big insecty thing comes out... cut to end credits. That had me absolutely cacking myself as a kid, so much so that I didn't watch the rest of it at the time, even though I knew it wasn't real and it was just a rubber suit. Looking at the CGI stuff now, there isn't anything I think would have had the same effect on me.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# \o/ yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I am drunk. Pole vault.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# i am not in tremors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I would like to get drunk too
Owing to my current affliction of Massive Pain of the Face.
I have some gin and some peach schnapps. Can I interest you in any before I down the lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# poor you:(
i suggest sherry. it gets you fucked up fast and it's cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Sherry I can do.
*Cheers*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# sherry is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# sweet sherry is awesome
Pity there's only some really cheap cooking sherry left in the house :(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# i go for medium
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I found rum instead. Mmm rum.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# vodka is good
as is tequila but it gives me heartnburn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Aghhhhhhhhhh tequila is the piss of satan!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# last time i drank it, i woke up in a bush
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Exactly
Satan's bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# a bush at the beach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# That sounds quite pleasant
Unless, of course, it was bathed in the searing hellfires of eternal damnation and the sea was a sluice of blood, pregnant with the putrid bodies of rapists?

Bridlington?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# if it was i didn;t notice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# *refrains from obvious commment*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# i don'yt do that shit
i'm not a vagitarian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Hehe
drank
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Tell /talk about it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# i'm drunk not suicidal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# I thought that was a mirror
until I saw the green eyes. Mine are a subtle shade of bloodshot.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# i started off with blue eyes
extensive nerve damage yhas turned them gree, which suits me finhe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# You have a brother called Charlie
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# you made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Drunk is just memories
Due to very happy times, my liver just won't let me drink. I tried. Oh, I paid the price.

Drink while you can!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# i wi;ll
i'm a bit messed up right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# ^ Would
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# i know. you perv
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# The discus? Well..
The discus throw is an event in track and field athletics competition, in which an athlete throws a heavy disc—called a discus—in an attempt to mark a farther distance than his or her competitors. It is an ancient sport, as evidenced by the 5th century BC Myron statue, Discobolus. Although not part of the modern pentathlon, it was one of the events of the ancient pentathlon, which can be dated at least back to 708 BC
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# now you're just beibng a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# :(
waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I cannot forgive!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)