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# Parott Piled Parody Paradox Parity Party
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Let me get this straight...
A retired snooker player has gathered layers of self-referential imitative works in order to mock himself, and the sum of such imitations has led to a situation which defies logic... or at least each parody contradicts the premise for the other parodies. And this confounding situation has itself created changes in the symmetry of physical quantities under spatial inversion - and there's a big, fuck-off party about it? Am I invited?

apologies for how twattish the above sounds
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# hell yeah
bring a bottle

also, bring an empty bottle, incase the toilet breaks
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I'm gonna need something wider if it's a number two.
Have you re-dug the flowerbeds lately? Only, I could turn them over after I've been.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# nah it's ok
I'll just leave an anonymous tipoff to the police that there's a body buried under them.

Should have that hard soil fixed in no time.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)