
i had a condition that had never been seen before. the nerves in my face were twisted, so that when my mouth opened and closed, so did my left eye. he was the only person willing to give surgery a try. i'm eternally grateful that he did.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:07,
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Lay you down and you go right to sleep? (thank heavens I manged to bring it back to b3ta-levels.)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:12,
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i can't close my eyes, but i can do a fantastic zombie impression :)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:13,
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Don't eat potatoes?
Why, Ms Monkey, thee be a shark.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:20,
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Why, Ms Monkey, thee be a shark.

i've even got a fossilised megalodon tooth
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:23,
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bellringing though.
(Apples if a bit too far)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:15,
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(Apples if a bit too far)