Ha! And he still managed to break them!Do you think he had a receipt when he went back to God?
Moses: I need some replacement tablets
God: Already? What happened to the first ones?
Moses: I broke them
God: How?
Moses: Well the proles I dragged up here pissed me off, so I threw them down the mountainside.
God: You can only replace tablets which are inoperable by fault of the manufacturer, my returns policy does not cover personal carelessness.
Moses: But can't I just-
God: No. Now fuck off.
(Moses: I need some replacement tablets
God: Already? What happened to the first ones?
Moses: I broke them
God: How?
Moses: Well the proles I dragged up here pissed me off, so I threw them down the mountainside.
God: You can only replace tablets which are inoperable by fault of the manufacturer, my returns policy does not cover personal carelessness.
Moses: But can't I just-
God: No. Now fuck off.
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:59,
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