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# 'derning
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Bunny adventure! :D
*click*
:D
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# that's a lovely spot for a picnic
you can leave your bottle of wine in the stream to chill, whilst you and your beloved sit side by side on a tartan blanket, eating tiny delicious things and gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
after eating, you open the wine and sit in silent contemplation for a moment, taking in the beauty of nature.
then you down the rest of the bottle and go at it like rabid stoats.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# A Mills and Baboon classic
in the making.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# happy days......
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Ah, lovely.
Reminds me of John Martin's The Plains of Heaven, enriched with added floof.

(The original of ^this is about 20 foot wide, and fucking mindblowing. I think there's a JM exhibition at Tate Britain now or soon.
His better-known stuff is pretty much the exact opposite of this - Hell, the Apocalypse etc. Good clean fun.
"If I was in London, I'd be there like a rat up a fucking drainpipe" Birmingham Mail )

*EDIT* but - *splutters apoplectically* - they sodding charge you £12.70 to get in! Fuckers! Mind you, if they threw in free LSD it'd be well worth it. These are very, very large paintings.
www.tate.org.uk/britain/exhibitions/johnmartin/default.shtm
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# now thats a painting
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Needs more penguin etc, though ;)
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)
# AAU
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Never to return.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:33, archived)