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# with me
it was headache, dizziness, then my mum screaming and me on the floor. do you know why you fainted?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# That sounds a tad unjust.
Like being moaned at for sleeping through your alarm.

"LOOK ! I WAS A-FUCKING-SLEEP! I HAD NO CONSCIOUS INFLUENCE ON THIS TURN OF EVENTS WHATSOEVER, FUCKFLAPS! SO SHOVE IT BACK UP YER ARSE, Y'COCK-SMOKING IMBECILE! ANYWAY, HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# it was more panic, really
she's a bit overprotective of me.
anyway, i'm shattered, so i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Don't let the bog-top bite!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# I did faint once while walking forwards
Like the twin towers, I collapsed into my own footprints without the aid of external forces.

No bruises or broken noses.

I really am sorry if this doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)
# Oh, but it does.
I must remember this lesson next time I spontaneously fall unconscious!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)