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[challenge entry] What would Jesus do?


Edit: I was going for 'Smite'

From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 178 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)
# If hes in my room again....
...He better not have touched the mini-bar.
(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)
# Calm down, noones touched your mini-bar fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)
# or his Mars Bar
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:06, archived)
# As foretold in Revelation...?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)
# As I understand it
Mark 11:15–19, 11:27–33; Matthew 21:12–17, 21:23–27; Luke 19:45–48, 20:1–8;John 2:13–16

The only time Jesus used force.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)
# The only time Jesus used force.
Was to deal with the corrupt bankers.

You might think religion is shit but the corrupt bankers definitely need dealing with.

I suspect that the wine that I'm turning into water may have inspired this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:24, archived)
# build a house next door to you?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)
# He might
but I don't see how that relates to this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)
# bilderberg
he'd slaughter each and every one of them, not before anally raping osborne and mandleson.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Osborne
We PAID for Osborn to go there!
Edit: I didn't have the time to show all the little asshats being vapourised.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)