what?!? Jesus fucked up our order again?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:18,
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i told himi said, "jesus, listen mate. it doesn't matter if you're the son of god, if you don't write the orders down, table 3 is gonna get cheesy breadsticks when they asked for sun-dried tomato ciabatta, and who's gonna get it in the neck then, eh? i'm not covering for you again, holy boy, not this fucking time!"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:22,
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bloody hippie can't hold on to a job PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:27,
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he lasted all of 5 minutes in carphone warehousehad a shouting match with the manager over the hands-free kit, claimed it was a miracle and those are his department.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:30,
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better than when he worked at booze busterflogging off his magically transformed tapwater under the counter to line his own pockets. almost put the place out of business!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:37,
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I'd expect a free bag of prawn crackers, at least.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:22,
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He only got the jobbecause his old man runs the joint.
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enceladus,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:31,
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