b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » What Would Jesus Do? » Message 10572505

[challenge entry] It's a miracle! Her bottom is cured & her website is saved!

From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 178 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# hahahaha
class. If this doesn't win, I'll eat my first born *click
could he also feed the five thousand old men with some lemons?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# or two-thousand girls with one cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Finding a coin in Goatse's hole?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# isnt it ironic, dontcha think
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# like ten thousand loaves, when all you need is a fish
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# what?!?
Jesus fucked up our order again?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# i told him
i said, "jesus, listen mate. it doesn't matter if you're the son of god, if you don't write the orders down, table 3 is gonna get cheesy breadsticks when they asked for sun-dried tomato ciabatta, and who's gonna get it in the neck then, eh? i'm not covering for you again, holy boy, not this fucking time!"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# bloody hippie can't hold on to a job
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# he lasted all of 5 minutes in carphone warehouse
had a shouting match with the manager over the hands-free kit, claimed it was a miracle and those are his department.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# better than when he worked at booze buster
flogging off his magically transformed tapwater under the counter to line his own pockets. almost put the place out of business!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I'd expect a free bag of prawn crackers, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# He only got the job
because his old man runs the joint.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# arf!
unfortunately, the sight of that thong is giving me nasty visions of a split stream :(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha!
Now she can finally finish her book in peace without all that unsightly mess.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)