You could save it for a rainy day
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:17,
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*checks weather*
damn, dry as a bone.
still, this is the north west, shouldn't have to wait long.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:21,
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Ha! First time for everything!
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:24,
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with the possible exception of porcupine sex
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:26,
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I was foolish enough to have a second go.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:30,
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not at all pleasant, i'd imagine
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:33,
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She was pleasant enough.
Could hold her drink, liked a curry, covered in lethal spines. Never phoned me back after date two though. May have been something I said about her Dad. He was a bit racist, in my opinion.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:36,
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that's never a good sign
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:38,
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Spines or racism?
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:41,
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racist spines
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:43,
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Spracicm
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:46,
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indeed
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:47,
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