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# Me and the missus were just watching Catchphrase, well good!
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# it's miss hannigan!
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# Miss Hannigan didn't have glasses
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# she did
she just forgot to wear them because she was always pissed
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# It's clearly Rob in his perm days
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# ^this
Hahahahahahh:D
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# of course!
i should have known!
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# Miss Hannigan was Rob?
Now that explains everything
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# especially the excessive boozing
speaking of which, just remembered i've got 3/4 of a bottle of wine in the kitchen.
now, do i drink it, or don't i?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# You could save it for a rainy day
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# *checks weather*
damn, dry as a bone.
still, this is the north west, shouldn't have to wait long.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Ha! First time for everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# with the possible exception of porcupine sex
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# I was foolish enough to have a second go.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# not at all pleasant, i'd imagine
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# She was pleasant enough.
Could hold her drink, liked a curry, covered in lethal spines. Never phoned me back after date two though. May have been something I said about her Dad. He was a bit racist, in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# that's never a good sign
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# Spines or racism?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# racist spines
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# Spracicm
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# indeed
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# I've got half a bottle of Jura. A quarter bottle of Jura.
Am setle brl om Jrn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I'll raise you a bottlerhfhjssssssssss
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# *boke*
hate whisky >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Then we will never kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# shame
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# Yes. I would have liked to make you do a wee boak.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# pfff
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# I'm out of booze except some dated baileys should I go for it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# smell it first
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# It smells like Baileys
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# then go for it
all that'll have happened is that it may have got a bit stronger
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# Just had a sip then realised that the cream had started to seperate
I'm libel to be sick as a dog now lol or maybe not :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# eeewww
drink some milk, that might help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# my old history teacher
just posted a pic of himself with his new granddaughter on fb. haven't laid eyes on the man in 20 years, but he doesn't seem to have aged a day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# A bit like Alvin Stardust then
I've seen modern footage of him, looks identical to how he did in the 70s.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# it's just not fair
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# Drink it anyway
After the first glass you probably won't care anymore
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# Dangerous alcohol is dangerous but fun lol
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# yes it is :)
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# Oh, crap. You're right. I smell like tomorrow's sick today!
Welcome to whisky world.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# never again :(
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# It reminds me of a drinking game I was in, years ago
I suddenly couldn't stomach Baileys, found it too sickly sweet. The guy whose flat I was in recommended I switch to listerine. Didn't get very far I have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# he was clearly evil
i like his style!
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# I remember he was very adamant that we finish the game
with one drink or another
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# sounds like me when i'm on a mission
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# I've got both.
Let me just try mixing the twOOOOOOOARAARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# it's my birthday in exactly one week
i've asked my brother for a blender. all the better for making daiquiris!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# You could have Blender today ;)
www.blender.org/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# this doesn't help me get daiquiris
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# You could render one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# too much like hard work
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# Also for removing "evidence"
I've had blender days too.
"Bones to pulp" was my foolish insistance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# learn the lessons taugh us by john george haigh
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# Wife Smoothies?
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# he wasn't married
but he was under the delusion that sulphuric acid would destroy bones completely. thanks to the foresight of his last victim, olive durand-deacon and his erroneous beliefs, he was caught, jailed and executed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# What?
The guy out of Duran Duran did what? Is this provable?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# i wish
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# no idea if you noticed but i replied to your
query , below. About tablets and line.

(it's Zoot, on twitter btw)
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# I've got the Graphic Tablet working now is that what you mean?
by uninstalling the Bamboo drivers and software.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# I can't find your twitter reply.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# not about drivers.
about how to get neat line.

b3ta.com/board/10572812

it's not done in one pass. it's always inked after sketching, either by hand (digitally) or by tools in a vector program.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Ah that's simply brilliant
thanks so much
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I can go into detail
if you like sometime, there are further tweaks and tips, plus doing it by hand whilst time-consuming, (although once you have many things down pat you simply assign it all to actions ) is so much more satisfying and creative.
But the basic trick is sketch it out rough. use the pen tool to create paths then ink the path with a brush set to do what you want ( narrow, broaden, fall off, mimic drying etc )
Just shout me on twitter if I can help.
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# She is wearing a helmet.
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# arf
top bloke...used to love watching The Comedians back in the 70's....wall to wall rofl's :D
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# I like how you missed out the guy with the red fucking massive shoulder padded "suit" jacket. Her specs looked reasonable. In comparison.
Riiiiiiiight!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Yay for catchphrase!
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