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i was attacked

by a bowl of lentil soup

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

I offer my sympathy....

My foot was once attacked by a beef cassarole, straight from the oven...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)

there was a huge blister

but it popped, leaving slight crunchiness and a red mark that's been there for 3 days :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)

Well if that's not garanteed to pull al the blokes at saturdays party?

I don't know what else will...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)

it's my birthday party

i'll be mashed off my tits anyway!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

Yay... is saturday the big day?

I'll dig out the double white album and play birthday....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)

yes it is!

37 years old. same day as jeff goldblum's birthday, too ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

You young whipper snapper ;-)

Hope the thing on you neck doesn't mean you're turning into a fly..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

i doubt it

i have rather low tolerance to sugar

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

Well if you start to trow up on your guests and trying to eat them....

I'd call an ambulance...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)