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# Woo for pity sex!
If it wasn't for crying infront of women, i'd never have any!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# 'zat work?
*wonders*

EDIT: the most action I've had in the last couple of years is my ladyboss accidentally pocket dialing me :/
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Have a good story first though...
No random weeping,

Dead pet,
Lost treasure,
Sad rspca advert,

stay away form tears from...

Football team loosing,
Huge phone bill,
Joy from ACTUALLY being offered sex.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# keep an onion in your pants
(, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)