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# i'm bored and a bit pissed. have this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# The new Burberry
Sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Best icing on cake decoration ever
Nice big square cake covered in white icing wirh red and pink lines on yum
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
# i may ask for this on my birthday cake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# It would be great if you submitted this to one of those bespoke cake decorating companies
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# there's a great one near here
but i shagged the boss in school. we don't get along these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# I think I did some of those earlier today
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# was there physical evidence?
if not, those were air biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# There was, but I flushed it away
so there's an outside chance Paul P might be photographing it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# he's the professor of logology
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# ^this
'Bout time you had a front page Smash, Think this is the one.

Let's click fuck out of this and get it front paged!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Yes! This should be the public face of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# ^
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Oh noes
It's 420px wide! it will never get front paged with that sloppy attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)
# *CLICKS**
**sympathy clicks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)
# What's next?
Pity sex?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# let's hope
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Woo for pity sex!
If it wasn't for crying infront of women, i'd never have any!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# 'zat work?
*wonders*

EDIT: the most action I've had in the last couple of years is my ladyboss accidentally pocket dialing me :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Have a good story first though...
No random weeping,

Dead pet,
Lost treasure,
Sad rspca advert,

stay away form tears from...

Football team loosing,
Huge phone bill,
Joy from ACTUALLY being offered sex.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# keep an onion in your pants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# needs more tentacles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)
# doesn't everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# *I* don't need more tentacles
Edit: Actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# yes you do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)