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# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Party tiems!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# These guys nieghbours must love them......
The one wearing the white trousers.... it's not THE ginger one is it ...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)
# She is.
All together now: Would! Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# oh god yes!
who is she? I demand to know!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# She is a mate of mine
called Kirsty.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# tell Kirsty I love her
Kirsty, Kirsty
you make me thirsty
you make my mouth go dry
you make me want to drink a lake
then pee up to the sky

Kirsty, Kirsty
with your boobs
your pyjamas and your hair
you make me want to rip my shirt
and fight a grizzly bear

Kirsty, Kirsty
with your dance
your lip-synch and your smile
you make me want to climb a tree
and stay there for a while

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# *wipes tear*
That is a prose of beauty, and I will send it to her.

Not least because she will freak out.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Smooth man, smooth
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Haha.. Just hope she knows about her internet fame..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# She is a bit bemused
to be honest. So we never take the mickey*

*total lie.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# INTERNETZ: SERIOUS BIZNIS.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# make sure you wear the biggest flouncing dress you can
there's standards to uphold
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# It'd be great if she turned up at a bash...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)