My friend's wife gets on and off planes with a pocket knife (quite by accident).
While Joe gets his shaving gel confiscated. Go figure.
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Mon 24 Oct 2011, 7:26,
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yeah, I am the one who always gets 'randomly selected' to have my shit all dumped out of my luggage, and my laptop bag is swabbed for explosives residue
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:47,
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