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# Best chat-up line ever:
'Hey, girl, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me for a while - I'm from another planet.'

Obviously this works best if one has two heads and a third arm.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I'll show you my "third arm"
and my "second head"
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Please don't.
I have a box of matches at home.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I got a match for you
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# You have a heavenly body and I'd like to moon you.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I get that a lot
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
#
I'd give her an impact event
I'd navigate her rings
I'd give her some explosive decompression
I'd visit her brown dwarf
I'd send my crew down onto the surface of her dark side
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# IIRC he only had the one head and the two arms at the time...
*geeks out*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Hmmm
Wasn't it a fancy dress party?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# In Islington?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Nibbled to death by an okapi?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)