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# zaphod BeebleKnox
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Cue...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Would, would
as long as she didn't kill me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# No idea who she is
but I'm sure she's just this guy, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I think the defence lawyer would say..
..it was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Best chat-up line ever:
"Hey, girl, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me for a while - I'm from another planet."

Obviously this works best if one has two heads and a third arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I'll show you my "third arm"
and my "second head"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Please don't.
I have a box of matches at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I got a match for you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# You have a heavenly body and I'd like to moon you.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I get that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
#
I'd give her an impact event
I'd navigate her rings
I'd give her some explosive decompression
I'd visit her brown dwarf
I'd send my crew down onto the surface of her dark side
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# IIRC he only had the one head and the two arms at the time...
*geeks out*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Hmmm
Wasn't it a fancy dress party?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# In Islington?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Nibbled to death by an okapi?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Needs more Raffaele Sollecito and a load of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
Raffaele Sollecito - 1.6 Million google hits
Amanda Knox - 9.9 Million google hits.

We're a predictable bunch on the internet aren't we.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Muderers - The new celebs!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Murderers with tits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Life! Don't talk to me about life!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)