i was MUCH fatter back theni could drink like a fish. also, some ugly bloke was paying, as he was trying to get into my oversized knickers. don't worry, i told him from the word go that, no matter if he bought me drinks, he wasn't getting anywhere.
he couldn't, my dad was there.
(he couldn't, my dad was there.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07,
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Wait..It wasn't your dad, was it?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:09,
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my dad's not quite that uglyand he's far too tightfisted to buy me that many drinks
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:12,
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