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Surf's up...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)

When time travel goes wrong, only fuck can save us....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

holdin' out for a hero

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

He looks hero enough for everyone...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

he is rather suave

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

You know full well, when he lands on the beach....

All he'll have to do is straighten his tie, before walking into the bar and ordering his vodka martini

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

mmmmmmm, vodka......

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

Hate the taste....

Just love what it does so quickly.. ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

i rather like vodka

if you want to get pissed quickly, try aftershock

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

Once did the three colour mix (though there are probably more flavours now)

I think my mouth was a bacteria-free zone afterwards.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

christmas eve in spain

2 bottles of hooch hula, 2 laerge bacardi and cokes and 17 purple aftershocks. fell in a dry riverbed on the way back to the hotel, puked in the sink in my parent's room, then showered and changed before going down for breakfast. the hangover didn't kick in till dinner time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

17 Aftershocks? 17??? Are you composed entirely of liver?

And does Hooch still exist?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

i was MUCH fatter back then

i could drink like a fish. also, some ugly bloke was paying, as he was trying to get into my oversized knickers. don't worry, i told him from the word go that, no matter if he bought me drinks, he wasn't getting anywhere.
he couldn't, my dad was there.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Wait..

It wasn't your dad, was it?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

my dad's not quite that ugly

and he's far too tightfisted to buy me that many drinks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)

"are you composed entirely of liver?"

I think I might say that to people at random, and see what the result is.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

my guess would be a stay in a padded room

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

the walls are so soft

but even they tell me to kill, too.

Hahaha! What silly walls!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

Why are the voices always to violent?

Why do they never tell people to stay home and bake a nice cake.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

because they want you locked up

where they can talk to you in peace

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

it's because the violent voices stab them

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

I just drink it with a tip of coke so works as quickly as possible....

problem is... if I have a bottle.. which is what it comes in, I drink the bottle, which means saying bye bye to the next day...!!

As I say, only like it when I want to get supper pissed supper supper fast... just what the doctor ordered sometimes...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

yep

that's why i stick to wine these days, except for party times

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Thinking about it.....

Not RISKED doing a bottle simce I was in hospital....
it's nearly 6 months since I'v been that pissed...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)

6 MONTHS??

it's only been 4 DAYS since i was so pissed that my mate managed to wrap her legs around my face and take a photo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

Well you were alowed.. it was your birthday....!!

I'v been nearly that far... but to go out a delliberately buy a bottle of vodka, knowing that I shouldn't because of what happened ect just didn't realise i hadn't done it for that long untill I just worked it out.... I still need to cut down again..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

join the club

*looks guiltily at wine bottle*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)

Guilt leads to the dark side.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

oh, i do hope so

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

Is this from the beginning of Die Another Fuck Day?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

Fuckraker....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

Dr FUCK

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

Casino RoyalFUCK?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

The spy who FUCKed me

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

From Russia with FUCK

this could go on...

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

Fuck yer...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

sorry :p

hahahahahaha not really rraaaaahhhh

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

A Quantum of FUCK

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

Gold fucker...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

Or Fuckfinger

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

that was austin powers, silly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

the spy who loved me was bond

Silly Smash

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)

yes, but it was shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

of course, it didn't have connery

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

indeed.

that said, i like moonraker.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

Fuckfinger

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)

Fuck and let fuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

Thunderfuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

Fuck another day

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

On Her Magesty's Secret Fuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

Diamonds are Fuck

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

You only fuck twice

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

I totally gazed you up man.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

Fuck

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

Fuck Royale

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

License to Fuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

The man with the golden fuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

he should see a doctor

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

The Fuck with the Golden Gun

Sounds like a Snatch character...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

The man with the fucking gun

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

Fuck your eyes only.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

A view to a fuck

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

Fucktopussy

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Quantum of Fuck

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Indeed.

And to thread-jack, I have a free hour to sketch something. Anyone have any suggestions?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

Don't ask 2can that. He dithers and agonises and over a year later he still hasn't thought of something.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)

Are you speaking from experience?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

Yes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

Draw me a rainbow dinosaur in a perilous situation.

Involving witches. Rainbow dinosaur witches.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)

Are the rainbow dinosaurs practitioners of the dark arts?

Or are they being threatened by witches?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

Some rainbow dinosaurs are practitioners, some are innocent.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)

Christ

Alright, I'll have a go.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

+10 points for including Sundrop.

+20 for Skugosaur.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

Oh, I failed :(

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

Well, none of them are "innocent".

But you get the idea.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

A view to a FUCK

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

The fucking daylights

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

The FUCK is not enough

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

The Fuck is not Enough.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Fuck never comes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

Hmmmmmm

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

Never fuck never again

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

Dr. Fuck

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

Fuck No

^{that also works}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

Fuck your eyes only....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

you only FUCK twice

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)

Only fuck once at my age...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Wait... I don't remember an ostrich in that one

Lies, I tell you! Lies!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

Live and let fuck....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

oh noes its jars!

(dun dun dun dun dun - jarofsharks noise)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

face pollution

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

Look what the FUCK you've started!

\o/

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

"YOU THINK THIS IS FUCK? THIS IS NOTHING! I SHOW YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

Is what I imagine he's saying.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

MOOOOOAAAARRRRR FUCK! I SAID MOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

FUCK IN A BARREL!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

Dear old Vimod

alsways the one to keep his cool

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)