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I want spiked contacts now

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

i want black ones

so i don't have to wear sunglasses

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

I've got a white pair and a red pair

don't think it would help much

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

i can't wear the damn things

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

there not so bad

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

i've got hypersensitive eyes

which dry out when i'm asleep. i often have to wear an eyepatch of a morning, which sounds a lot cooler than it is, even if the postman does think i'm a pirate.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

Eyepatches are way cooler than contacts

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

they fuck up your depth perception

i'm used to it now, but it pissed me off when i'd go to pick something up off the table and miss about 5 times :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)

you could wear two eye patches

that would sort it out

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

i have a sleep mask

but i'm too paranoid to wear it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

and it would make walking around difficult

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

not really

due to mild OCD and oncoming blindness, i've mapped my house by walking around with my eyes closed.
i also count stairs.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)