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# Almost time to head out with the wife and scare the shit out of the local kids


Please note pic above is not my wife
Bigga on Flicka
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Ooooh, very spooky. o___o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# still would tho
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# I dunno, I'd get to know her a bit more, take her out for dinner, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# dark
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# She shoud take that mascara back to the shops it's definetly not doing her eyes any good
;)

very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# When Pinkeye goes wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Very nice. Or should that be nasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# spiked contacts were a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# I want spiked contacts now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# i want black ones
so i don't have to wear sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# I've got a white pair and a red pair
don't think it would help much
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# i can't wear the damn things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# there not so bad
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# i've got hypersensitive eyes
which dry out when i'm asleep. i often have to wear an eyepatch of a morning, which sounds a lot cooler than it is, even if the postman does think i'm a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Eyepatches are way cooler than contacts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# they fuck up your depth perception
i'm used to it now, but it pissed me off when i'd go to pick something up off the table and miss about 5 times :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# you could wear two eye patches
that would sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
# i have a sleep mask
but i'm too paranoid to wear it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# and it would make walking around difficult
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# not really
due to mild OCD and oncoming blindness, i've mapped my house by walking around with my eyes closed.
i also count stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Zalgo. Err...
...she comes?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)