Not a chance. You'd get as far as ordering Jeff Goldblum's kidnap and we wouldn't hear from you again.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:58,
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damn!my one weakness, revealed!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:09,
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