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# My doctor says I need to stop masturbating
as it distracts him when he's trying to look at my sore throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)
# run your fingers through his hair when he's got his hand down your shirt with the stethoscope
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)
# This is why I can't see female GPs anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)