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# Maria and Queen(My original characters)
Queen love seaweed. : )

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I agree it too.
b3ta really is all about the funny/naughty.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# true...
complications clog the arteries and the flow of hummus is reduced..(according to my doctor)
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# my docter told me to increase my opiate and nicotine blood levels
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# My doctor says I need to stop masturbating
as it distracts him when he's trying to look at my sore throat.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)
# run your fingers through his hair when he's got his hand down your shirt with the stethoscope
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)
# This is why I can't see female GPs anymore.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Clearly you speak Japanese!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)
# just so i know, is this funny nowadays?
not been around much lately.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)
# You really don't want to know mate.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# not quite as funny as Mortal Wombat but ,hey....
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Now there's a marriage made in hell.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Huh? D:
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)
# He's a nice fella, you could do a lot worse.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)
# NO thanks.
I'm not alive to do harm.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# You are using Google translate, aren't you?
Maybe this will work better:
彼は良いことだ、彼より悪い男性があります。

or
彼は良い男だ、彼よりも多くの悪いがある。
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
#
I have not interest about him. ):
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)
#
我々は冗談を言っていた。本当に彼は愚かな男です。
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
# I have not interest about him....-_-
Because Don't interesting.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)
#
心配しないで
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# *bored*
退屈。
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)
#
この会話は困難です。
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Indeed.
I agree it.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
# I'm going to have to learn Japanese.
I think you are genuine.

It is bedtime for me. Good night.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:50, archived)
# good night :D
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Ah
I now see the error of my ways.

Edit: I have a pretty good (probably about the same as the average 10-year old Japanese kid) grasp of Japanese, that's why I asked.

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)
# so now it's turning from "look at me" to "listen to me"
fantastic.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Does that mean she's gonna cut her tongue?
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# oh fuck
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Pffft
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Personally I would love an explanation.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Nope
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Cute :3
ちょっとかわいい
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)
# funny at last!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# haha!
This is ace.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)
# LMAO Awesome
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Freaky floaty clicky.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Personally I would love an extermination
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
# harsh
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
# *shakes head*
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# knowing how this kind of thing usually turns out on 4chan
1. this kind of shit
2. voice/face posted
3. hacked
4. insinuations that a penis is being hidden and it's all a trap
5. vagina
6. shitting into a coffee mug
7. blood or similar scary shit
8. spam, spam, spam
9. end of thread
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Now that's what I call an image challenge vote!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Not Interest.
興味ねえな。
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# yeh, this isn't 4chan
this lot would never be able to hack
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I still not.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
# I'm going to be straight with you. I don't know what this means.
Edit: oh right, I get it.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)
# *bored*
No more interesting?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# erm...
それは前に興味深かったか。
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:35, archived)
# an hero
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# indeed
but sexytimes almost always happen before heroism
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Yes.


I'm far away if you need me.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Strange Moggy drawing is strange! :|
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Nobody cares about you. Nobody is interested.
It is better to quit.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# the hair wagging the head -- I like it
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)
# She should be in more zombie movies.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# U GO GURL!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# What Lovecraftian horror is THAT?!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)
# He should be careful he doesn't poop
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# I love the way you clearly don't get b3ta
Yet all your work is in the perfect FP proportions...

I still think this is a comedy account from one of the regulars.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Maybe it's really JollyJack
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)
# i hope not. That would make believe that JJ has snapped (again, LOL)
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Ive been convinced its him from the start
A meta flounce if you will.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Impossible
絶対ないから!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Let me just check using SCIENCE.


Seems conclusive.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)
# This IP is Proxy?
I don't use proxy. :)
I'm Japanese.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# So you are. In my country it is traditional to offer you a carrot. Have a carrot.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Omnomnom
*eating carrot*
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
# It is never possible.
ありえない。
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# i agree. prolly CR3 could find out (based on IP) who the original b3tan may be
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Ah, but I post
from work and home under the same name (No comedy accounts sorry) so an IP would be easy to enough to hide.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
# it's you, isn't it :P
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)
# If I had the time, talent and imagination;
Do you really think I'd be here?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)
# well, I have the time and talent, and I am still here, HA HA!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
# So; it is you!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# no! I, I, ha ha!!
please do not misundertsand me, i meant for noone to be harm
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# You took the carrot bait ^
Dead giveaway. Next!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Her DA account has been going for about 3years IIRC
She got really worked up about 2chan & 4chan to an amusing degree.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# I still hate 2ch/4chan/ED. stop it!! D:(
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)
# What did they do to you?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Persistent harassment. (2ch/ED) 2ch has relation to 4chan.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Wouldn't take much to copy someone's web identity would it though?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)
# And artistic style as well?
Unless it's someone trolling the whole internet.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# The style that's a copy of JJ's?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# It's fairly generic.
I don't see anything in particular to link it to JJ. The most I can say is that he at least does have the talent to pull it off, although why he would I don't know.

I'm prepared to accept she is genuine, but that she is strange even by Japanese standards.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)
# It isn't though, is it.
It's generic anime.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# holla atcha boi
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Holla!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# you're down with it, bro.
I am REALLY surprised this video has not propagated further into the 'fail' fansites
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6PpLA2tH7w
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)
# email [email protected] and ask
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Whose thing is The comedy account?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Dixon Bawls and Hedgehog from Hell
but neither can draw mangazords, so you aren't them.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# I think the tradition is something like "tits or gtfo"
I've not heard of this voice idea. It sounds shit.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork
does a raw blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
# could you rephrase that in a language that is used on Earth?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)
# you don't understand
it is in the word. that is not true. how can it be? I am.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)
# ha ha, fuck! you insensitive prick
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Bourbon Fox may be. He says also things. Maybe you misunderstanding prick.
I feel bad. I just find it funny, not in a mean-spirited way.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# You misunderstand! D:
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
# I have also been told that I look like Adrien Brody
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# do you have a MASSIVE nose?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# yes
I looke more like a cross between Jim Varney and Adrien Brody :/ --- but in a SEXY way :D :D
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I meant that in a nice way
that's nice. I got asked if my glasses were real tonight and that when I raise my eyebrows, I look like a professor.

One of my friends thinks I look like Josh Brolin. Perhaps if Josh Brolin had a fat face and looked more like me, then my friend would be less full of shite.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)
# I personally think I look more like a younger Rik Mayall
but I can see where they're coming from when they say that.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
# I WANNA SEE THE NAUGHTYS!!!!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# keep it clean
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)
# and I'm done
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Sexy but uncute.
Regrettable!! )X
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)
# how do you feel about girls with beards
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)
# mmmm
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)
# hahaha
I hereby begin the whip-round for moggy to attend the next b3tabash.

I'm putting in 50p of my own money.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Hell yeah I'm in on this one
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)
# deleted
I just feel like a bad man.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)
# yeah lets wait till we at least see her face
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)
# If we ever do.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# Hoovers are sexy and you know it D:
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Huh huh huh....:D
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Let the pork see the pies
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# a lot of slangs... :D
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Yeah Manchester is full of them
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)
# On behalf of Stuj I feel the need to ask.
Can we see your fake golden bum?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:42, archived)
# *dons stupid hat*
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)
# hello /boarder. I like your drawing of foxes with tits and guns and flanges.
What the SHUDDERING fuck is this Mongy all about? I may well have asked before but still find it confusing.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)
# no one really knows
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)
# I'll bet not even he/she/it
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Hey there. Thanks :D And as for this whole Moggy thing...
I haven't a fucking clue. Trying to read into it is completely pointless, but from what I understand, they claim to be a Japanese girl (and most sources definitely point to that) but b3ta wants proof, in case it's a comedy account or something.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:52, archived)
# I think it's more like b3ta wants to see a hot japanese girl
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Sadly we might end up feeling let down as always
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)
# I imagine hot Japanese girls spend most of their time doing this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=occw-8sSao4

And not drawing borderline nonce pictures.

But what do I know.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)
# this kind of shit is a bit creepy
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)
#

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!!!!
That's funny!! XD
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)
# That's you. :P
At least that's what most of us think.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# MISUNDERSTAND!!
HAHAHA
ありえねー
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 7:40, archived)
# I'm betting comedy account.
The use of English ain't that of a forrin.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)
# I dunno... I've encountered Japanese people who were pretty clued up on English before.
But I totally see what you mean.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Me too. Using colloquialism might get them but this is BS.
The use of some local street jive then totally LOLWAKI English, also BS.
There, I fucking said it.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)
# I thought that before I found out how Google Translate works.
Do you know it will translate the German name "Thaddäus" into English as "Squidward" because that's what the Spongebob Squarepants character is called in the German dub?

It literally just googles for a translation, hence it could come back with almost anything.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# I dunno MGT. I'm smelling a RAT.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)
# Well let's see if it can't be tamed.

(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)
# Rat taming? MY GOD, that's just so crazy it might work.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Her/it/their English seems to be excellent for a few posts.
Then it goes shit at others. Comedy, still think its JJ...

Or maybe the internet cunt of cunts is really going through with the op and changing race too?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)
# There's definitely something up with all this.
It could very well be JollyJack. I mean, it's a bit of a long shot for a fandom, isn't it? A fairly obscure British comic artist and a Japanese girl?

It doesn't help that Moggy is so obscure in terms of contact info, etc.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# If it's fake it's either him or
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# What's your opinion anyway? You reckon Moggy's genuine?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt to see what happens.
No explanation really makes that much sense just yet. Being nasty to her just turns her into an apparent crazy troll, which makes her indistinguishable from an actual crazy troll.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# This is true. She could have good intentions, just comes off as a bit weird.
I don't think it'll be too long until we get an answer. I really do hope she is genuine though; the thought of anyone BUT a Japanese girl drawing those pictures scares the shit out of me. XD

Anyway, I'm off to bed now, nighty night!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:43, archived)
# the above conversation gave me a hint
www.b3ta.com/board/10585380

If you google translate "He's a nice fella, you could do a lot worse." into Japanese and back again it comes out as "He's good, you can a lot of bad." The response makes sense in that context. I wouldn't expect a fake to bother going to that kind of level of detail.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)
# You really are Thelma from Scooby Doo.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)
# golden bum?
or golden watering?
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)
# FAKE golden bum.
You shall never be Ding, but you might be a ding replacement.
moshi moshi you MENTAL.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# But I haven't golden something.
Cuz I'm poor. sorry. D:
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Sure petal. Nae danger.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)
# silver quim
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# So why does she have a mobile phone rammed in her mouth?
*Like I actually care*

Also you get more and more obsessive each time - stop trying so hard and at least try to fit in and be funny.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 6:26, archived)
# Seaweed
Read the description :D
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Is that the new SonyEricsson Seaweed?
I hear they are very good but the mouth held speaker is a touch too much.
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)
# XD
Hahaha!!!
(, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)