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[challenge entry] Grab yer guns! Starts this weekend!

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(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# A bit excessive, don't you think?
All you have to do is turn the central heating off...

HEY!

*hurriedly jots down ideas*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Ah makes sense...
...I now understand why my Nan has stopped talking!
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Stick her in the microwave for 30 seconds, should do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Oh bollocks!
Forgot to set it to defrost! House now smells of burnt cabbage and TUC biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Yikes! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Turn the central heating off?
Or engineer the price of heating to ridiculously unaffordable levels and let a predicted hard winter work it's magic?

It'd never work ...



(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)
# the words "stuffed and mounted" when used in conjuction with the word "pensioners"
makes a little bit of sick rise to my gullet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 12:50, archived)