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# Top Tip
Visit a tropical sandy beach, it's nice.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# don't really like beaches
but i've woken up on a few
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# but they are always filled with heavily armed robbers
who at best are going to leave footprints with little arm-ruts in the wake and at worst kill you in the face and steal your pants
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# what beaches have you been going to?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# tropical beaches with hugely armed robbers
and no other kind
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Lloret beach isn't nice
very gritty sand and overpriced refreshments
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Sand is a cunt OR Sands are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# it's hot and it makes your feet feel nasty
but it does smooth rough heels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)