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# Badum tisch kaplop!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# and he looks like old gregg's younger brother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# oh, and *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# would you like a baileys?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# smooth and creamy baileys
yes i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# would you like a generic sainsburys "ostensible cream sherry"
at least it's not tudor rose :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# that sounds acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Top tip: If you think you're going to be sick, drink some baileys. It makes your sick taste nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Top Top
Tudor Rose tastes like a mix between Lager/Sherry Optimism/Piss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Top Tip
fill your shoes with rice krispies. you'll feel like you're walking on a tropical sandy beach without ever leaving your home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I actually use rice crispies as carpet, thus giving me this feeling continually in the safety of my own home
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Wise beyond your years, both of you!
More top tips here: www.viz.co.uk/toptips.html
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# ah, i used to love the viz
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Top Tip
Visit a tropical sandy beach, it's nice.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)
# don't really like beaches
but i've woken up on a few
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# but they are always filled with heavily armed robbers
who at best are going to leave footprints with little arm-ruts in the wake and at worst kill you in the face and steal your pants
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# what beaches have you been going to?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# tropical beaches with hugely armed robbers
and no other kind
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Lloret beach isn't nice
very gritty sand and overpriced refreshments
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Sand is a cunt OR Sands are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# it's hot and it makes your feet feel nasty
but it does smooth rough heels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# lol, mostly this is true;
the exception being if you run out of baileys and hook into beer and bourbon after.......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# I'd say he has the figure for it, but not the face...
Top spanging maiden!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# BRA!
Edit: Also, is half of b3ta on strike or something? Wait...are we scabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)
# no we are young scabs so we are scabies
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# oh dear, god.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha, shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:52, archived)
# I have no shame
which is a shame
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# i got rid of my shame years ago
there really was no use for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Where are all the frying pans
when you need one?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
# haha
also: b3ta.com/links/Europes_First_Transexual_MP_takes_her_seat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Can you put me in touch ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Well, it really doesn't match my eyes :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 22:18, archived)