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I have to say, growing one's fringe out like JimBob from Carter

gives one an enormous psychological advantage when dealing with a baldie

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)

a bugger in the wind though I expect?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:03, archived)

Not at the moment

I've just had the back shaved down to a "number 1" so the velcro effect keeps it in place rather nicely

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)

please tell me you also wear ragged loose jumpers

and have a dog with a neckerchief on a piece of string

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)

No dog, but I do have a jumper so ragged and loose that I can fit two other people in it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)

"Crusty girl, crusty girl, say that you'll be mine

I love your rotten armpits, your body smeared with grime,
An aluminium ringpull will be our wedding ring, in a muddy pagan ritual, while choirs of crusties sing ... "

The Dishevellers

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)

Gah

Now I'm fantasising about stripy tights again

I wish they'd come back into fashion

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)

mmm. yes!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)

my mum told me number ones are at the front

and number twos at the back

I've been doing it wrong all these years

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)

I call it the reverse mullet

Business at the back, party at the front

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)