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# 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:51, archived)
# *runs fingers through glorious locks of man-hair*
fuck Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I have to say, growing one's fringe out like JimBob from Carter
gives one an enormous psychological advantage when dealing with a baldie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)
# a bugger in the wind though I expect?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Not at the moment
I've just had the back shaved down to a "number 1" so the velcro effect keeps it in place rather nicely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# please tell me you also wear ragged loose jumpers
and have a dog with a neckerchief on a piece of string
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# No dog, but I do have a jumper so ragged and loose that I can fit two other people in it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# "Crusty girl, crusty girl, say that you'll be mine
I love your rotten armpits, your body smeared with grime,
An aluminium ringpull will be our wedding ring, in a muddy pagan ritual, while choirs of crusties sing ... "

The Dishevellers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Gah
Now I'm fantasising about stripy tights again

I wish they'd come back into fashion
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# mmm. yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# my mum told me number ones are at the front
and number twos at the back

I've been doing it wrong all these years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I call it the reverse mullet
Business at the back, party at the front
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Pfft, poor Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)
# And where's the new challenge?
I didn't spend a gruelling 15 minutes ballot stuffing via proxy for my votes to be ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# New Challange
OTTERS IN SPACE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05, archived)
# FROTTERS IN SPACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# SPOTTERS IN FRANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
# TROTTERS IN SPAIN!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8OtdgOOOgU
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
#
The best show!

Greetings from Serbia!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Hello Serbia!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Potters on a plane!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:28, archived)
# More like south wales!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)
# that's what I thought!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Silly Griffy
everyone knows Space Otters are called Spotters.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# and are in France
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# SPOTTERS IN FRANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Can they be zombie otters?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# zot alors!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# ZOTTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Awesome, I have a repost for that somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Everyday it's my pleasure to meet
the great league
of bald-headed men
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Jeff wants to put his winky up your botty bumbum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10369226
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Paranoid man
Shakes in the chemist-ah
Mid-30s
At the height of his powers
Puts head down when girls pass in street
etc
*puts 'The Infotainment Scan' on while waiting for the CMS select committee hearing to come on BBC Parliament - now that's living*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Nostalgia
Spangles
Late-mid 30s

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Stop eating all that chocolate
Eat salad instead
In fact, you're a half-wit
Glam Rick
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# The money
est sur le table
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# The palace of excess
leads to the palace of access
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)
# You
I do not like your tone
It has whingeing, ephemeral aspects
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# By gad! Verily!

This could go on all day, and we're only doing one album!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Time of the Volponians
Time of the wolverines

Yr not wrong, Waspy. Or Boxy. Lyrically, it's a child's treasure chest of wondrous delights, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Sometime in the mid-90s
I saw the Fall in Edinburgh, they were only on for about 15 minutes before Smith stomped off because his mic wasn't turned up high enough. End of gig.
I ended up outside with a small group of people arguing with the tour manager - my arguments were entirely made up of Fall lyrics (although I was very very drunk and was probably making far less good a job of it than I remember!)

Meanwhile, my mate had crawled under the stage and ended up out back sharing a spliff with the band, Smith included.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)
# brilliant
you've been gazzed (if that's the correct term. I don't know).
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# strangely (what else?) he mentions tone again on this new one (Greenway) on Ersatz GB
I decided to visit their room, where they had a pile of chairs piled behind the door
their tone was snotty and offensive
so I called them, people like that really get on my nerves
to relax I called my cat
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:40, archived)
# His 'autobiography' is ace; one of the funniest books I've ever read.
And certainly the least informative.
I was a prat to buy it in hardback the day it came out, though - it only takes an evening to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# ditto to all your lines there.
BTW do you know I run this website: The Story Of The Fall Every Fall song...ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I did know that but had forgotten
A timely rmeinder, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I didn't know.
I like the song-by-song commentary. It's like 'Revolution In The Head', only not like 'Revolution In The Head'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)
# cheers
That reminds me - I must update it. I have a fabulous recording from Leeds of them covering 'Werewolves Of London'!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# AAA-OOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I had to wank off the cat
to feed the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:14, archived)
# oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# it's a lyric from the new Fall LP
I was just joining in the Fall fun there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Ah, not got the new one yet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:32, archived)
# It's...ah
interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# haha, they usually are-uh
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)
# i died once from being bald headed, you insensitive bastard

tbh, being bald has many benefits, though i occasionally wish i had hair.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I know.
It was me that killed you.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)
# bald is beautiful.. shaved my husbands head, back, ears, nose and hoo ha!
(I helped save b3ta! ezero www.elizabethzero.com, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# put a sock on it
/hardtimesblog :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)