Sorry Smashy.Gave up cycling cos I got sick of flying over bonnets, smashing into opened car doors
and going over the handlebars when people stepped off the kerb without looking.
Bought meself a proper bike with an engine so at least I'll do some damage to their cars next time,
instead of just leaving a brown smear on the windscreen.
(and going over the handlebars when people stepped off the kerb without looking.
Bought meself a proper bike with an engine so at least I'll do some damage to their cars next time,
instead of just leaving a brown smear on the windscreen.
Chumps 👀,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:01,
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i've got to ditch the bike soon myselfcan't see out of my left eye now, so it's getting a bit dangerous. i tend to stick to side streets and quiet paths, but there's always going to be some chavvy wanker driving too fast. i'll miss my bike, but i'll get to wear an eyepatch and look like a pirate :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:15,
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